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I was playing around with various combinations of "ninja" and "bukkake" (because they combine coolness and the quality of unexpectedly hitting you in the face), but in the end I settled on "unboring." It s similar to the word "undead," only instead of reanimated corpses, air max 96 "unboring" refers to things that have been raised from the realm of boredom. Like with James Blunt, the wusstastic singer behind "You re Beautiful" and, as it turns out, a war hardened army captain who commanded thousands of soldiers during the Kosovo War. Another good example would be butterflies, which are actually so badass that they ll do everything except give a shit, like drink lizard blood or sip turtle tears: And suddenly the Ninja Turtles stupid eye masks make a hell of a lot of sense. Cracked nike free run women has actually run numerous articles about secretly awesome things, animals, and places that you ve always dismissed as a potential cure for insomnia. There was the time we told you about Switzerland, the chocolate/banking Canada of Europe, which in reality is filled with enough hidden explosives to blow up the country 10 times over. We ve also talked about Canada itself and how its favorite hobbies include killing terrorists around the globe and equipping its unboring Mounties with MP5 submachine guns, because it s just so hard to accurately nike free 5.0 sale murder people to death with handguns. Those are the actual words of the Mounties, by the way, and the fact that no word comes close to precisely describing the newfound respect you now have for them is proof enough that the English language has failed miserably. No need to thank me for finally fixing it. Mounties: The real reason why the zombie apocalypse would immediately fail. I mentioned earlier that I m not a native English speaker. It was actually quite easy to keep up with everything that was going on in the States thanks to cable TV and the Internet . right up until Kim Kardashian started getting really famous in 2010. nike air max 1 sale Who is this lady, I kept asking myself. Why was everyone talking about her? Why do her eyes say "Yeah, I killed a hobo once. What of it?" in every picture she s ever taken? Google helped clear some things up, but the whole experience left me very confused. I know it s a cliche now to say that Kim Kardashian is famous for being famous, but back then that was only starting to become a thing. A thing, mind you, that didn t have a proper name, even though it obviously should be "Tinkerbellend."Dick jokes are the only true form of comedy. Owing its etymology to Tinker Bell the Peter Pan character who needed people to believe in her or she d die and "bell end," the literal and figurative term for "dickhead," a Tinkerbellend is that special type of celebrity who is primarily known for their obnoxious self promotion. Think people like Paris Hilton, Donald Trump, Spencer Pratt, and just about any other famous person who d forever disappear in a puff of self absorbed smoke and Chanel No. 5 if we just stopped paying attention to them. air max online Wikipedia actually lists two similar terms for people like that: "famesque" and "celebutante," the latter of which sounds like an X Men reject with celery based powers, and the former like the dying words of a man who s been stabbed in the throat with a Scrabble tile rack. More importantly, none of those names capture the true essence of a Tinkerbellend, whose two major characteristics are seeking fame and having a personality that can be best compared to the head of a human penis. Can you think of a more apt description of, say, Miley Cyrus after her intentionally controversial performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards?The foam finger is currently in counseling. Now, it may seem strange to call women "dickheads," but you know what? This is an era of gender equal mockery, and when someone replaces their tongue with a McDonald s pancake and has simulated sex with a foam finger just so that we start paying attention to them again, that person is going to get called a dick. Kanye West has had plenty of those, like when he interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs and created an Internet meme, or when he named his daughter North West. And yet that doesn t take away from the fact that he s a successful rapper and producer who unfortunately feels the need to become an occasional giant megaphone on fairy wings, because making good music is rarely enough to sell people a plain white T shirt for $120. Although, considering that he admits that his ego is his drug, maybe Kanye West isn t doing all of those annoying things because he s a Tinkerbellend but because in his troubled mind he truly believes that if everyone stops talking about him, he actually will die.

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